One-Way Ticket to Madrid, Por Favor

Oct 4, 2009

Now, who can resist a poll like this? A public service announcement from MRMR.

WORLD’S WORST LOVERS
1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too dominating)

5. America (too rough)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)
WORLD’S BEST LOVERS
1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4.  Reminds me of my girlfriend in Borås, she ran out of cash and needed to borrow it. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark
10. Canada

Wicked Good

Oct 1, 2009

So what if you haven’t bought your Halloween costume yet (I know you’ve snuck some candy)—aren’t you in the mood for Christmas? Run right out and buy The Heart of Christmas, featuring Courtney Milan’s This Wicked Gift. Deck those halls and bookshelves!