Now, who can resist a poll like this? A public service announcement from MRMR.

WORLD’S WORST LOVERS
1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too dominating)

5. America (too rough)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)
WORLD’S BEST LOVERS
1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4.  Reminds me of my girlfriend in Borås, she ran out of cash and needed to borrow it. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark
10. Canada