Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh!t.
That is hilarious… is it you or someone else?
Oh, definitely not me. An anonymous philosopher, LOL.
That's great Maggie.
Almost makes me want to learn needlepoint so I can stitch it on a sampler and hang it in the parlor (Does anyone still call it the parlor? LOL)!
Hilarious indeed!!!
And Happy Birthday!!!
Thanks, Ely! The day picked up when I came home to a cooler of apple tarts, cream puffs and lemon cakes sent by daughter #2. Am stuffed now.
Irish, I actually used to do crewel wrok and cross-stitch and needlepoint, but that's kind of a long quote, LOL.